Platinum Level: The Ultimate Pledge

A Message from the Founders of Project Nirvana:

We're not saying you're rich, but if you're here, you probably are. And if you're not, well, we'll just pretend you are for a second.

By donating at the Platinum level, you'll be supporting the development of our cutting-edge, completely-not-overpriced, totally-not-a-scam meditation retreats in the heart of the Pacific Northwest.

As a valued member of our Platinum level, you'll enjoy:

• Early access to our secret, invite-only Discord server, where you can discuss the meaning of life with fellow visionaries
• Exclusive access to our private, invite-only meditation sessions with certified, über-certified, totally-not- certified gurus
• A personalized, hand-written letter of appreciation, written in a font that's slightly more pretentious than Comic Sans
• A complimentary, artisanal, small-batch, hand-crafted, organic, gluten-free, vegan, cruelty-free, locally-sourced granola bar

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